Eleven Absolute Planks For Sale
Several, previous - despairing - owners. Now unwanted as current owner is having a clear out having just had it confirmed that he isn't facing redundancy and wants to get some new shit into his gaff. Price, anywhere between one hundred and fifty and two hundred grand, each, per week. Or, you know, free to anybody who'll just come along and take them off his hands. Description of items: A bit dodgy round the back which has, clearly, seen better days, somewhat weak and wobbly in the middle and the front has obviously taken a few knocks. Must be kept away from other mens wives and can be potentially explosive if you look at the number ten in the wrong way. Very useful for causing trouble in night clubs and can be tons of fun for all the family as they act like children with remarkable regularity.
Special short term offer - buy all eleven and get a twelfth - even bigger - plank, called Heskey, free. E-mail: fabio@thefa.com. Serious offers only.
Several, previous - despairing - owners. Now unwanted as current owner is having a clear out having just had it confirmed that he isn't facing redundancy and wants to get some new shit into his gaff. Price, anywhere between one hundred and fifty and two hundred grand, each, per week. Or, you know, free to anybody who'll just come along and take them off his hands. Description of items: A bit dodgy round the back which has, clearly, seen better days, somewhat weak and wobbly in the middle and the front has obviously taken a few knocks. Must be kept away from other mens wives and can be potentially explosive if you look at the number ten in the wrong way. Very useful for causing trouble in night clubs and can be tons of fun for all the family as they act like children with remarkable regularity.Special short term offer - buy all eleven and get a twelfth - even bigger - plank, called Heskey, free. E-mail: fabio@thefa.com. Serious offers only.
